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Posted on February 9, 2012 via I'm Serious. Loljk. with 58,886 notes
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Posted on February 8, 2012 via LoveQuotesRus with 51,746 notes
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Posted on February 2, 2012 via Awesomephilia with 8,824 notes
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I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there’s some fat girl making fun of this mentally disabled kid
Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you?
Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it.
Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege.
Girl: -Speechless-
Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin.
Girl: -Goes to wipe chin-
Me: No, your other chin.Posted on January 31, 2012 via Let It Be with 49,073 notes
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When a teacher tells me to write a 1000 word essay,
Teacher: “You got a zero”
Me: “Why?”
Teacher: “You submitted a picture.”
Me: “A picture’s worth a thousand words.”
Posted on January 29, 2012 via 等待 • 愛 with 83,116 notes
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Posted on January 24, 2012 via AWKWARDLY AWESOME with 4,841 notes
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Posted on January 24, 2012 via Triple Team with 12,908 notes
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Posted on January 23, 2012 via yeah not now dana. with 36,177 notes
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